there is a cute boy in my house what do
steal his shoes so he can never leave
justhollowfiedthings: Is Hitch still a bitch?
in every universe, hitch is a bitch
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
today i had to hold a presentation about Al Capone and accidently said Al Elric
this was my second most embarrassing moment in my life